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What is the difference between a greyhound and a pedophile?
The greyhound waits for the hair.
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A man comes home to find his girlfriend packing...

Man: Where are you going?
Girlfriend: I'm leaving you.
Man: Why are you leaving me?
Girlfriend: Because I found out today you're a pedophile!
Man: A pedophile?! That's a pretty big word for a 10-year old!
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What did one pedophile say to the other pedophile on the beach?
"Get out of my son!"
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How do they separate the men from the boys in Greece?
With a crowbar
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I love my women like I love my wine... 6 years old and in my basement!
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What is the best part about fucking twenty eight year olds?
There's twenty of them!
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What's the difference between acne and a pedophile?

Acne only comes on your face when you're 13
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What type of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans
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i always try to tell pedophile jokes but i always come in a little behind
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a man and a boy are walking in the woods at night and the boy said "I'm scared" upon which the man said "what are you scared of? I'm the one who has to walk out of here alone "
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