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Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!
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A survey shows the most common form of marriage proposal now consists of the words "You're WHAT?!"
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"I asked my girlfriend's father for her hand in marriage. He said to take the whole girl or nothing!"

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