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Knock knock
Who's there?
Abby
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Stopwatch
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch your doing and have a happy birthday!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Bertha
Bertha who?
Bertha-day greetings!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Alligator
Alligator who?
Alligator for her birthday was a card.
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Knock knock? Who's there Have an awsome birth day Have an awsome birth day who?? Have an awsome birth day because I love you!:)
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Beer
Beer who?
Beer-thday greetings!
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Knock knock,

Who’s there?

Ivy

Ivy who?

I wish you a very happy birthday. :-D
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Knock Knock?

Who's there?

________ (YOUR NAME)

________ (YOUR NAME) Who?

________ ( YOUR NAME) wishes a happy birthday to you!
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Knock Knock?

Who's there?

Sally?

Sally who?

The Sally that wishes you a happy birthday!!
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