Fake Parking Tickets
Being an idiot isn't a crime so you're free to go

Smartass Shirts

Birthday Knock Knock jokes

  

5 Jokes

2 like 0 dislike
Knock knock
Who's there?
Abby
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
1 like 0 dislike
Knock knock
Who's there?
Bertha
Bertha who?
Bertha-day greetings!
0 like 0 dislike
Knock knock
Who's there?
Alligator
Alligator who?
Alligator for her birthday was a card.
0 like 0 dislike
Knock knock
Who's there?
Beer
Beer who?
Beer-thday greetings!
Shared by a contributor
0 like 0 dislike
Knock knock
Who's there?
Stopwatch
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch your doing and have a happy birthday!
Shared by a contributor
edited by MC Hacker

Your joke

Anti-spam verification:
To avoid this verification in future, please log in or register.
Jokes contributed may be rewritten, recategorized, removed, and/or reordered for any reason. Deal with it.

Related jokes

4 jokes
Requested in Childrens & Clean by a contributor
Knock knock Who's there? Albie Albie who? Albie darned, a funny joke!
3 jokes
Requested in Childrens & Clean by Argo
Knock knock Who's there? Maria Maria who? Maria me, I love you!
16 jokes
Requested in Childrens & Clean by Argo
Knock Knock Who's there? Daisy Daisy who? Daisy me rollin they...
30 jokes
Requested in Childrens & Clean by a contributor
knock knock! whos there? daisy! daisy who? daisy me rollin....
7 jokes
Requested in Childrens & Clean by a contributor
Knock knock Who's there? Wade Wade who? Wade up little Susie!